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“You’re happy You’re telling yourselves at last my pillows’ll be divided into two distinct halves One on the left side of my bed One on the right My hypothetical crabs will stay between Jeremy and myself You think well that’s a relief. I’ll finally be able to share my Hydro bills That’s pretty significant in your opinion Not to mention that a single woman Is someone who might steal your man You smile Or that a single woman Is someone you might sleep with and ruin your nice relationship Yeah you’re very happy.”
