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50 Things to Make with a Broken Hockey Stick

50 Things to Make with a Broken Hockey Stick

by Peter Manchester
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tagged : sports, hockey, woodwork
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Ask Now of the Days that are Past

Ask Now of the Days that are Past

by Eliezer Segal
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tagged : rituals & practice, jewish, religion
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Bittersweet Sands

Bittersweet Sands

Twenty-Four Days in Fort McMurray
by Rick Ranson
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tagged : western provinces, fossil fuels, business & professional
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Excerpt from “Shutdown”

The shutdown begins.

The black gold dribbles to a stop, the lights in a thousand sensors dim, the needles in hundreds of gauges freeze. The refinery lies still. All that piping and all those vessels seem to sag, then slip into a lassitude of waiting. The thunderous, vibrating rumble of a working refinery becomes just a memory of an echo. The only sound within the now-sinister labyrinth of pipes and chrome is the faint but constant hiss of heating pipes like a steam locomotive idling in a railway station. Small wisps of escaping steam smell of wet cement, oil, and the rotten-egg whiff of hydrogen sulfide. Men speak in whispers at such times. They look over their shoulders as their steel-toed boots clang in the quiet, echoing on the steel grating. The pipes that once vibrated with the precious liquid now hang limp, glinting dull in the sun like a burnt-out forest of tar-streaked chrome, all right angles and silence.

Before he had clicked off, the voice on the phone had a final excited message:

“After the first shutter, they’re going to transfer everybody to the second one, then a third, and on and on. Jeez, man! A thousand guys, seven twelves, maybe fourteens. We’ll be buying our own Brink’s truck to carry the money. I’m getting on that shutdown. This’ll be the biggest shutdown this year.”

My truck roared to life. I was hustling out west.

Going to McMurray.

Going to a shutdown.

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Braaaiiinnnsss!

Braaaiiinnnsss!

From Academics to Zombies
edited by Robert Smith? & Stacey Smith?
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also available: Paperback
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Caricature Cartoon Canada

Caricature Cartoon Canada

edited by Terry Mosher
edition:eBook
tagged : comic strips & cartoons
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Cleopatra at the Breakfast Table

Cleopatra at the Breakfast Table

Why I Studied Latin With My Teenager and How I Discovered the Daughterland
by Peter O'Brien
edition:Paperback
tagged : fatherhood, latin, marriage & family
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Deep Too

Deep Too

by Stan Dragland
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tagged : adult
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Don't Name the Ducks

Don't Name the Ducks

and Other Truths About Life in the Country
by Wendy Dudley
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tagged : animals
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